Congratulations.
You volunteered to run a league full of grown men who still don't understand FAAB, forget to set lineups, and somehow think every trade involving their players is "more than fair"
This muscle tank is for the commissioner who:
• Sent 14 Venmo reminders for $200 league dues.
• Answered "When's the draft?" despite sending six texts and three emails.
• Settled arguments between two 47-year-old men over whether collusion "feels like collusion."
• Was accused of rigging the schedule by the guy who autodrafted.
• Has been asked, "Can you make me commish?" exactly zero times.
• Secretly enjoys the power.
Perfect for draft weekend, the gym, or standing in the backyard with a beer pretending you're "working on league stuff."
Warning: Wearing this tank may result in league members asking:
"Can you push waivers back an hour?"
"Can I pay next week?"
"Can you undo that trade?"
No.
No.
and hell no..
Because championships come and go.
But being the guy everybody complains to? That's forever.
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